Latest Writings
Sack of Troy
4/27/26
It’s a bad day for all college nic addicts: the New York City squirrels have reportedly passed the news along to their cousins on the better coast that vapes...
Daily Trojan
4/07/26
In the modern day, where many institutions’ motivation for their diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives stems from white...
Daily Trojan
4/02/26
Los Angeles can sometimes feel like an alternate universe of model-skinny women and Mr. Olympia-sized men, which makes for great eye candy at the expense of...
Sack of Troy
3/19/26
Famed widow and drag queen extraordinaire Erika Kirk is turning heads yet again following the announcement of Turning...
Sack of Troy
3/11/26
Mildly traumatized pledges and students just trying to find a quiet fucking space to work can finally relax, as 100% of college fraternities nationwide...
Sack of Troy
2/23/26
Following an embarrassing defeat by both the USA Olympic Women’s and Men’s hockey teams in their final games...
Daily Trojan
2/12/26
“Do you regret any of your tattoos?” “You’re going to regret those when you’re older.” “What are you going to do when you start to regret them?”
Regret. Regret. Regret...
Talk of Troy
1/29/26
American soccer star Trinity Rodman just made history as the highest-paid player in the...